Ur internet history.... is disgusting.

oh man! u cawt meh!

Take the hint.

if ai haz told u once, ai haz told u twice!

lickin envelopez not yumz

officecat

You know you've have one too many burritos when the dog has to stick his head out of the convertible to escape the aftermath.

ebbryone noez sum1 liek dat.

dont go neer doze balls, man. they tayst relly BAD

doz orange ones r ok!

O god for the last time... PUT SOME PANTS ON!

u kan use mai wittle brudder!