This sushi must b old... its furry...

officecat

u wearz too much makeup I fix it

oh noez! u luk skary either wai!!

DOOD! SRSLY! CLOTHES!

ai juss glanced ober and man, whut a terrible sight!

from that moment on,Bo was never curious about what his owner did at the computer again

ai did nawt want 2 see dat!

These are the worst cranberries I've ever tasted!

yuck! dis juss az bad!!

Someone just saw what you did with your boyfriend and they do not approve

totawy indeescent and bad!

i dont care how much peanut butter you have im not licking that.

hooman, u r jus so gross sumtiemz!