While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.
I know, buddy She scares the hell out of me too.
yea sumptimez teh wifeys kan b intimidatin.
I'll be your guide dog, Buddy. Don't worry, I got you.
What do we have here? Jeez, talk about tiny. I sneeze things larger than you!