I love it when mom lets me sit on her lap.

don trai 2 tell meh ai dunt fits!

While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.

oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.

I know, buddy She scares the hell out of me too.

yea sumptimez teh wifeys kan b intimidatin.

I'll be your guide dog, Buddy. Don't worry, I got you.

What do we have here? Jeez, talk about tiny. I sneeze things larger than you!

GULP Momma?