awww granny i luv u but y u do dis?

ai'm warnin' ya.

Why Grandma, what floppy ears you have.

da betta 2 heer u wif!

"Grandma said I could use it!"

itz only fair aftr dat sweeter granny maed me...

Baxter trembled at the thought of Grandma's homemade gifts.

granma gifts r sily lookin but maed wif lub.

Look. My grandma gave it to me, OK?

ur gramma nawt know whut is fashunable!

I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...