Kin I go 2? I vakyummed da hole howz & I'z awl pakt!

r u 4getting sumfing?

hey goodlooking, wanna go for a ride?

Gotta go see the Lab Technician My Left Turn Indicator wont retract

At noon...we attack. Can i go pee first?

See moar movin' pitchers at Senor Gif!

swear i herd sumone at the door you shud go look