Look. My grandma gave it to me, OK?
ur gramma nawt know whut is fashunable!
u kan maek a diffurence 4 a goggie!
You wanted a sandwich... well here's the first part.
u kan hab dis one, ai found a bettr bred anywyaz.
If every day is a gift... I want today's gift receipt.
i shud refink sum ob mai decisionz.
Come on! I wanna see da surprise! Mover over!
U know this is why no one ever wants to get you as their Secret Santa.
lookin 4 da real santa paws.