u kan maek a diffurence 4 a goggie!
You wanted a sandwich... well here's the first part.
u kan hab dis one, ai found a bettr bred anywyaz.
If every day is a gift... I want today's gift receipt.
i shud refink sum ob mai decisionz.
Come on! I wanna see da surprise! Mover over!
U know this is why no one ever wants to get you as their Secret Santa.
lookin 4 da real santa paws.
Baxter trembled at the thought of Grandma's homemade gifts.
granma gifts r sily lookin but maed wif lub.
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