joo cheetin... i swearz

u iz jus mad cuz ai am winnin', huh hoomin?

Wilford Brimley Kitty says: This is not how I'm supposed to check my blood sugar Mr. K9!

ai know u habs diabeetus, aifinkso!

this scam is totally working all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms

tiem 2 eets!

da gud news....caught de trespasser da bad news...tasted like meter reader

welp, we noez whut 2 expeckt frum u frum now ons!

dis dog is belong to me plz not touch

we lubs 2 see kittehs and goggies being freindly!

Hang on liddle buddy!!

mai hed juss esploded, aifinkso!