Answering the door was fairly easy... Ordering the pizza was the tough part.
i hab a tuff tiem wif teh phone kall.
mans best pillow.
goggies maek rly gud pillowz!
I fink you dropped dis.
Today a delicate dove feather floated gracefully from the sky and came to rest at my feet. I eated it.
You, I like... that flashy box thing... not so much.
Only lol life scum like you would do this to meh
Science has evolved. Starfish usually regenerate lost arms. This one regenerated the lost family pet.
ai seem 2 b habin' an idenity krysis!
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