Oh no you di'int! Girl, you so crazy!
errybudy needs a best friend.
You know you share your life with a dog when... You have way more fun planning their birthday party than your own.
ai habs invited sum frands 2 ur birfdai partay!
dis iz dem when dey growz up!
we's habing a luverz spat!
playin' wif u iz fun!
Dis happy goggie needs ur help wif a capshun!
Ai haz teh debilmaykare nawtakareintehwurld fulluvzim ebbrefingisritewiftehwurld happies!
(I have the devil-may-care, not-a-care-in-the-world, full-of-zim, everything-is-right-with-the-world happies!)
lyf iz 2 short 2 nawt b happies!