I think I found my soul mate.
ur mai bestest fwend!
O hai! Ar yu mai fren? Ai has lotsa frens! Ebrybuddy's mai fren! Yu muss be mai fren!
How DARE you talk like that! Right in front of the puppy!
Dont feel bad, Fred, it'z a cat fing... goggie sjust nawt bilt for klimbin treez.