I think I found my soul mate.
ur mai bestest fwend!
O hai! Ar yu mai fren? Ai has lotsa frens! Ebrybuddy's mai fren! Yu muss be mai fren!
we cud b bestest frens.
How DARE you talk like that! Right in front of the puppy!
u is gunna b in deeeeep trubble, miztur!