he gibes rly gud speeches 2.

iz dat a costuum or iz ur shurt 2 big?

Happy Halloween Everyone!

prepar teh troopz!

I think I need another cup of coffee. I'm still draggin' a little bit. Just can't seem to get movin' today.

aim useles wiffout mai kofee.

YOU'VE BEEN SNIFFING THAT STRAYS BUTT AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?

sry wat kan ai say? teh ladiez luv meh!

Don't you dare make me look French! I'll Oui-Oui all over your carpet, Monsieur!

but et maeks sucha handy disguiz!