BRB: My planet needs me!
wait, wer r u goin??
errybudy luvz an undergoggie!
itsa lot ezier dan it luks!
I believe I can fly!
meyb u need sum magik flyin pillz?
Flap Flap Flap but still i'z on grownd :(
gawta keep on tryin' wittle buddie!
Hover Dog Not ebunz metal bar fingies an teh low flying capshuns can stop him!
srsy, so werf it!!
If pigs can fly dammit so can I
u noez wut ai alwayz says!
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