All the b**ches say I'm pretty fly for a fixed guy!
aim supr fly n ai kno et!
Omg omg, dude i just swollowed a fly, wait what happend to the old lady that swollowed that fly again?!?!
Umm i think she died...
wat did teh bug look liek?
Flap Flap Flap but still i'z on grownd :(
gawta keep on tryin' wittle buddie!
Hover Dog Not ebunz metal bar fingies an teh low flying capshuns can stop him!
srsy, so werf it!!
If pigs can fly dammit so can I
u noez wut ai alwayz says!
When I walk by Girls be looking like damn he fly
my liefstyle iz jus sew gud!!
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