Those moments when you realize you overwaxed the wood floors.
hmmm dis cud rly b a prublem...
Will yu sleeps on teh flor wiff meh tunite? Ai bringed yu a blankie!
kant sleepz wiffout mai blankie.
That poop was on the floor when I got here
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...
uh oh! dats nawt gud!