Sorry, I mistook you for something with a spine. Here, let me fix that...
u noez meh! eager 2 halps u owt wheneber u need it!
Youz got a little cheez on ur cheek.... ....there, I gotz it for youz.
u r so silly!
U Forgawt To Plug It In
now dat ai fixed it, u do whut ai wants!
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