plz gib him a 4ever home!
u hab been warned!
sun u'll b gettin all teh ladiez!
iz der anyfing else u need??
Do me a favour? Bark loudly, then chase yourself away. I'm busy napping and stuff.
r u shur u wont bark??? we kan change ur maind.
Waggles has an unfortunate addiction to anonymous booping.
itz sad but boopin kan b rly adiktive...