Do me a favour? Bark loudly, then chase yourself away. I'm busy napping and stuff.
r u shur u wont bark??? we kan change ur maind.
Waggles has an unfortunate addiction to anonymous booping.
itz sad but boopin kan b rly adiktive...
The long expected sequel to 'The cat who walks through walls'.
Robert A. Heinlein
"The Dog Who Tried to Follow The Cat But Got Stuck Instead"
sounz kewl but i prefer fantashy buks.
I'm board. That explains the plank look on my face.
wat stage ob boredum r u in?
DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!
omg ur so punny!
Luk, kan u at leest akt skared? I gots a reputashun to upholed.
meybe u need sum praktice?
Just waiting for that random, ever-elusive, strawberry ice-cream cone to stroll by.
chek out dis icecreem kone magik trik!
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