Dear Little Yorkie,
You look absolutely stunning! Your coat is shiny and well maintained. And, what a mighty fine Emma Watson accessory you've got! You go girl! Stay classy!
Your Friends at I Has A Hotdog
I'm contacting the shelter. It's obvious there has been a mix-up, and I was adopted by some really common people. So far there has been a distinct lack of steak; the water in my bowl is anything but sparkling, and worst of all- there is a cat on the premises!