Get into the holiday spirits with all things awful and awesome on Sketchy Santas!
Well, YOU were wearing MY collar, ya little emo, so I figgered, 'what the hey?'
at leest he didnt try 2 eated dem.
I keep telling you hooman... ...that jacket is hideous!
it's awl ai habs 2 werk wif!
Gonna pee on a rock 'n' roll outta here
u iz lukin' so fyne!
I doez Dr Who impreshunz I haz bow tie nao
twust meh. ai am a doktur!
Egzotik playces! I haf sayled to dem awl!
ai lubs 2 travel, 2!