baffs can b tramatic sumtimez.
r u gonna attak him?
If I don't fart soon, I am going to explode!
b kareful u dunt fly away!
Ai sitz in here and ai farts and presto-chango! a jacuzi!
all teh kewl goggies r doin et!
ELEPHANT FARTS: Never stand downwind of one.
must exkape frum teh farts!
Ah yes... They will never smell my fart here!
at leest u r bein considerit n tryin to hidez dem.
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