I swer if dis dog farts yous gonna see claws.
frts kan b a rude awakenin.
Ah yes... They will never smell my fart here!
at leest u r bein considerit n tryin to hidez dem.
Wow! You really CAN hear the ocean! ..Wait, I hear a foghorn comin'....
b karful! foghorns can be smelliez!
You know you've have one too many burritos when the dog has to stick his head out of the convertible to escape the aftermath.
ebbryone noez sum1 liek dat.