ai hop ai dunt get in trubble 4 losin teh sheep...
No, I can't go out with you tonight I just washed my ears and can't do a thing with them!
watr u doin in teh shower goggie??
uh, ai kan 'splain, see, ai been doin a LOT ob babysitting dis summer, yeah, dat'z it.
Fubzy ting? Wee deaded it. U wellcoms.