Plz god, Let this be medium rare
dis so gud ai hab 2 pay tribute!
...but it wuz alredy gradeded.
u rooined da homewerk liek u rooined sumfing else!
On top of spaghetti... I'll never be. Because the spaghetti... Is on top of me.
ai am missing a vital ingredient!
Iz noe gud... ah likes it better wit Catsup