The bad news: you have ear mites.
The good news: they're done a FABULOUS job redecorating the place.
ai fink u needz a q-tip.
wiggle wiggle wiggle
Dey b celebraytin ober in Kitteh Land 2!
Attack dog Always slep wiff one ear open
reddy 2 attacl delishuss noms!!
I call him lil' Q-tip
he kleenz mai nose sumtiems, 2!