I know I'm not very smart. Thank God I'm beautiful!

dun h8t meh cuz aim byootiful!

My dog is really smart. He knows when he hears the word vet. Unfortunately, he's not that smart in choosing a hiding place.

yeea he needz a btr hidin pwace.

Dere's a bunch o weird orinch bones in da gardin Dunt worry, tho. I dug em all up for ya. Yer welcom.

karrots r triky sneeky tings.