Spike Ruins Yet Another Family Picnic
he'z mai cuzzin.... so 'barissing!
I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!
u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!
I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.
it wux juss so gud!
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...
uh oh! dats nawt gud!
ai fink u mite haz a problemz!
But occifer Ai tol' ya Ai onwy had two beers!!!!!
i is not drunk i have hangover..
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