Spike Ruins Yet Another Family Picnic

he'z mai cuzzin.... so 'barissing!

I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!

u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!

I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.

it wux juss so gud!

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...

uh oh! dats nawt gud!

ihadsomeofdatcwazyjuicethatiwasntsupposetohave

ai fink u mite haz a problemz!

But occifer Ai tol' ya Ai onwy had two beers!!!!!

i is not drunk i have hangover..