I juzt luv dat new car smell

di siz gunna be da bestest trip evar!

Yes, Officer, I frew a cat out de window. But kitty litter isn't illegal - dey even sell it in stores.

how do ai no ai kan trust u anywayz?

goin to disneyland brb

do u want companee fur dis trip?

NEVER HURT TO BE SAFE THE WAY HE DRIVES

I wonder if that kid I backed over will sue.

Did you just see that guy cut me off?