You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.
dats gr8t! now we jus gotta find a parkin spawt!
I swear the dog park is around here somewhere.
y r u teh 1 dribing???
They never let me drive.
wel, wut iz da wurst dat cud happn?
Kiitteh has nine lifes. Iz gots 18 wheelz. Iz winz.
didnt dey rite a song abut wheelz?
Is it okay if I drive? Yeah, of course.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas and half a pack of dog-bones ... Hit it!
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vroom! vroom! vroom!
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