You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.

dats gr8t! now we jus gotta find a parkin spawt!

I swear the dog park is around here somewhere.

y r u teh 1 dribing???

They never let me drive.

wel, wut iz da wurst dat cud happn?

Kiitteh has nine lifes. Iz gots 18 wheelz. Iz winz.

didnt dey rite a song abut wheelz?

Is it okay if I drive? Yeah, of course.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas and half a pack of dog-bones ... Hit it!

HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE DRIVING TO FAST

vroom! vroom! vroom!