I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!
u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!
Hold my beer and watch this.
nah, changed mai mind!
I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.
it wux juss so gud!
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila...
uh oh! dats nawt gud!
ai fink u mite haz a problemz!
Well, I woke up dis morning an I got myselfs a beer
u drinks liek a fishy!
STOP ur WINING
rilly, if u is going 2 wine, u gotta do it rite!
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