Aiz has a fake ID!!!
let's hab a gud tiem!!
Bartender! Nuther Mai-Tai!
ok, heer u go!
I is not sure what JD is but please not to have me drink it again.
oh boy... u shure went ober bord!
Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?
DON'T BE SELFISH BARRY MAKE ME A HOLIDAY COCKTAIL, TOO!
dis happened on mai last trip 2 Mehxiko...
A TUMMY RUB & A BOTTLE OF WINE
Yes... I'd say I'm nice and relaxed now...
I has da Pinot Grigio, Pwease
Happee Fanksgibin' Ebbryone!
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