Candy may be dandy but liquor is quicker
it awlso mayks u krayzee!
Why, yez. I DO cares to sees da wine list!
ai needs a gud dwink nao...
Aiz has a fake ID!!!
let's hab a gud tiem!!
Bartender! Nuther Mai-Tai!
ok, heer u go!
I is not sure what JD is but please not to have me drink it again.
oh boy... u shure went ober bord!
Ugh. My head is POUNDING. Sweet Baby Jesus why did I drink all of that egg nog last night? Hold on a sec... Am I in a Christmas tree?
DON'T BE SELFISH BARRY MAKE ME A HOLIDAY COCKTAIL, TOO!
dis happened on mai last trip 2 Mehxiko...
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