iz beena long week i deserve dis

mmmm, dis is delicious!!!

oh how i love to smell martinis n da mornin

itz alwayz da rite tiem 4 martinis!

Excuz me sir, put dis in bowl plz?

an fetch meh a cheezburger, 2!

Spike Ruins Yet Another Family Picnic

he'z mai cuzzin.... so 'barissing!

I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!

u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!

Hold my beer and watch this.

nah, changed mai mind!

I GOT YOU A MOJITO... BUT I DRINKED IT.

it wux juss so gud!