DON'T BE SELFISH BARRY MAKE ME A HOLIDAY COCKTAIL, TOO!
dis happened on mai last trip 2 Mehxiko...
iz beena long week i deserve dis
mmmm, dis is delicious!!!
oh how i love to smell martinis n da mornin
itz alwayz da rite tiem 4 martinis!
Excuz me sir, put dis in bowl plz?
an fetch meh a cheezburger, 2!
Spike Ruins Yet Another Family Picnic
he'z mai cuzzin.... so 'barissing!
I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!
u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!
Hold my beer and watch this.
nah, changed mai mind!
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