DON'T BE SELFISH BARRY MAKE ME A HOLIDAY COCKTAIL, TOO!
dis happened on mai last trip 2 Mehxiko...
iz beena long week i deserve dis
mmmm, dis is delicious!!!
oh how i love to smell martinis n da mornin
itz alwayz da rite tiem 4 martinis!
Excuz me sir, put dis in bowl plz?
an fetch meh a cheezburger, 2!
Spike Ruins Yet Another Family Picnic
he'z mai cuzzin.... so 'barissing!
I don't know what they call it, but I stood on it at the party like this drank from a hose, and passed out. It was fun!
u need sumwun 2 tell u when 2 quit, aifinkso!
Hold my beer and watch this.
nah, changed mai mind!
The Ancient Call of the Wild has Never Been so Adorable
5 Things You Need to Know About Justine Sacco's Twitter Fail
These Test Answers Are Completely Wrong But Genius at the ...
The Top 30 Most Awesome Toys You Could Get for Christmas ...
Kid Writes to Tylenol, Tylenol Writes Back
Feel the White Hot Rage of a Scientist
The Handiest Superpower
Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme's Split With an Epic Christmas ...
This Horribly Racist Tweet Will Totally Destroy Your Faith ...
Making a Christmas Card This Season? Great! Here's Your Competition...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more