While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.
Mah beverridge... it missing 'brella thingy.
be kareful goggie, brellas lead to crazy fings...
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
Aiz has a fake ID!!!
let's hab a gud tiem!!
Bartender! Nuther Mai-Tai!
ok, heer u go!
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