I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...
I HAZ AN ELTON JOHN
Mom, Dad I've decided not to try out for the football team
YEAH!! She thinks this is adorable.. I is not convinced
You cleverly strapped the dagger where I can't reach it, Hoomin... ...or you'd be mincemeat before now...!
ALL RISE FOR THE JUDGE