U voted last week in da Face Off between da Bloodhound and da Newfoundland 2 determin wich goggie wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week. An luk!! Teh Newfoundland wins!!

So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Newfoundland ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!

He didn't mean to pee pee on the carpet. He's still learning. I'll have a talk with him.

Eh, BITE MEH!

trai 2 talk 2 him bout teh smart mouthin' 2!

Mrs Brady can fluffy come out and play in the mud???

errybuddy needs a pway mait!

Steal MY hotdog, will ya?

u gotta steel et bak!

YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.

ok so ur rly stoopid but nawt dis stoopid.

No spwashing, pwease! It's a ruff life.

ai need a swash fwee zone plz!