If it touchez floor, it'z mine No 5-secund rule
Eight hours waitin bai teh door is worf it for teh huge happee we getz wen u comz home.
I Can Has Summer!
On yer patio Dinin' alfrescoz
Its nom time yet?
ai kan haz sum melted butterz?
i'll give you my batterang for that steak
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