Iz polite goggie. Plz to haz hotdog?
Did ai getz the peenut budder off my noz? Iz dere any mmmmore?
Can we skip the "knick-knack paddy whack" crap this time and just get to the good part?
Zen dog must haz patience For patienz bringz hotdogz
I see you have ice cream. I, too, enjoy the occasional ice cream.
Oh yeah! That may be the best lookin' blender of frozen Margaritas I've ever seen. Okay, let's get this rim salted & you can pour that delicious concoction of Mexican merriment right on in, baby!
kan we kome ober & play?
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