I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME.
ur not spose 2 liek it! dats teh point!
There's no such thing as a pet-friendly nudist camp.
nakkid ppl...not kewl...
Can't you get the hint???
Baxter trembled at the thought of Grandma's homemade gifts.
granma gifts r sily lookin but maed wif lub.
I DID NOT WANT!
des goggies kno dat feel.
Care-O-Meter reading :00.00:
ai noe hao dat feel, bro!
Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?
wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!