These new green hotdogs leave much to be desired.
bleh i h8t green stuff nawt yummy.
This may be the first (and the only) footage of a goggie rejecting jerky!
Iz April Fool's dae awlreddy agin??
u kant be srius, i h8t vegan nomz.
Get a human they said It will be fun they said.
u kan try to loze him sumwhere...
Don't kiss me. I saw you kiss the cat.
but sumtimez teh kittehs r jeally ob goggies...
I DO NOT LIKE THE CONE OF SHAME.
ur not spose 2 liek it! dats teh point!
There's no such thing as a pet-friendly nudist camp.
nakkid ppl...not kewl...