This basset hound does NOT want to walk. Or maybe he just really likes getting dragged?
I don't wanna bring the ball back. It rolled in poop. Prolly mine.
oh ok, stiks r gud, ai liek stiks.
Do I LOOK as if I feel like sharing?
dis wun iz main... also dat wun... der all main.
These new green hotdogs leave much to be desired.
bleh i h8t green stuff nawt yummy.
This may be the first (and the only) footage of a goggie rejecting jerky!
Iz April Fool's dae awlreddy agin??
u kant be srius, i h8t vegan nomz.
Get a human they said It will be fun they said.
u kan try to loze him sumwhere...