her iz mai bestest advise 4 gettin teh cheezburgerz.
wut? to catch the cheezburger, i must be the cheezburger!
duz dis aktully wurk?
youz is lookin fer dibberent pug one wit no 'stash
u luk sew handsumz tho!
You're looking for Sparky? Nope. Never even heard the name.
oh! he is ober here, aifinkso!