Iz twue wat dey said, da cake IZ a lie...

but, u sayd dere wud b sum here!

You have failed me for the last time, admiral.

ai don't fink u is awl dat intimidating, akshully.

I'm not angry. I'm just very, very disappointed.

u r lacking sum seriuss skillz!

was such a good movie why it had to end that way?

I berry disappoynted hoomin Nao cleen up dis mess and think bout what you let me do.