I used to be an adventurer like you... until I took an arrow in the knee.
ai rememburr da gud ol' daiz!
habz wheelz~ will b trabelin!
ai can do anyfing wif dees!!
Forgot your class again, didn't ya? Yep.
u b lukin' sew handsum in dem tho!
THEY CALLED ME DISABLED I CALLED THEM A DELICIOUS SIDE DISH
don't mess wif meh!