But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!
it nawt smelld purty 2 you?
Last time I played outside, the humans sent me to the dog house for tracking dirt all over the kitchen. This time, I'm takon' a bath before I go home! My humans are gonna be so proud of me!
last tiem ai wuz on a misshun!
i'z uhh stuck
oh, do u need some halp?
Ohai, hotdogs! U voted las week 2 determin wich kinda goggiez wud b teh breed ob teh week dis week, an teh Corgi wins!! So wifout furthur ado, heerz ur furst Corgi ob teh week. We hoap u enjoy dese lubbly goggies!
really i wasent THAT dirty
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