Unless you're a human.
do u rly beweve in alienz?
Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.
i dunno if iz believez ur stori...
It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.
it iz alwayz teh kitteh...
What?! You said, "Make yourself at home!" So, all's Iz sayin is, it's your fault!
pillowz r fun 2 splode!
I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.
kittehs r always gud exkuse.
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