Tiny was in denial that he lost musical chairs once again.

plz pway naice!

I IZ NOT SMALL I R FUN-SIZED

FBI Puppeh Doesn't know what you're talking about

what iz youz talkin bout? cat izn't gone...i iz cat...

Iz NOT... A feather duster!

Hey, MA! If teh cops come I wasnt here

what pillow? don't see no pillowz round here