SINGING even your dog thinks you suck
TAP OUT! I GOT YOU!
TEH FORCE not so gud actsualy
KEEP CALM: and blame it on the cat.
seemz liek teh best plan 2 me.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
ACORDIN TO MA CALCULATIONZ
u haz to giv meez sausage
it iz onlee logikul!