"Where exactly are you taking my daughter?"

furst dates r awlwayz awkward...

SDM seeking SDF I like walks in the rain, chasing balls, and rolling in stinky stuff

ai am gettin' reddy 4 mai date as we speek!

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.

A lil Old Spice an u be awl ready fur u date. Hold still, kai? Dis mite sting a tad, cuz I hasta slap it on REEL HARD!

kitteh u is meen sumtiems!

Daryl was counting on his new profile photo at findamate.com to quickly attract the laydees .