"Where exactly are you taking my daughter?"
furst dates r awlwayz awkward...
SDM seeking SDF I like walks in the rain, chasing balls, and rolling in stinky stuff
ai am gettin' reddy 4 mai date as we speek!
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.
A lil Old Spice an u be awl ready fur u date. Hold still, kai? Dis mite sting a tad, cuz I hasta slap it on REEL HARD!
kitteh u is meen sumtiems!
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