If Dumbo can I can

meybe u need sum flyin lessunz.

hoverdogs to base, we have located cheezburger.

see teh hobergoggiez in akshun!

A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!

wel wer iz ur sord?

wut U mean, en passant? gimmi dat back!

he's dumb as a box of cats...

meybe u shud try playin wif hoominz insted?

Does it look like i give a woof?

wen ur dis kewl who kares?

Seriously... You wouldn't like to re-consider this "It's not feeding time" thing again? And I urge you to choose carefully.

ok... ok... jus put dat bat down n u kan hab dis 1!

I can tell you that there's nothing whatsoever of interest inside that pillow.

wat wer u tryin to find???