All the b**ches say I'm pretty fly for a fixed guy!
aim supr fly n ai kno et!
Y U NO FLOSS?
dentl hellth iz bery importnt!
If you kin pwomise me no more mustard and buns costumez, ai ken almost pwomise no more accidents in da hallway.
reemembr wat happnd last tiem?
well hello there, random human visiting my home. did you happen to bring anything good? hotdogs? biskits? bacon? if you did, you could just become my new best friend!
ai luv new fwends and specially noms!
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u bttr nawt b trikin meh!
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