Y U NO FLOSS?
dentl hellth iz bery importnt!
If you kin pwomise me no more mustard and buns costumez, ai ken almost pwomise no more accidents in da hallway.
reemembr wat happnd last tiem?
well hello there, random human visiting my home. did you happen to bring anything good? hotdogs? biskits? bacon? if you did, you could just become my new best friend!
ai luv new fwends and specially noms!
Meet Finnigan! A tiny adorable Mini Dachshund who likes to sneak up on his owners!
Not sure if just care ride or trip to the V-E-T...
u bttr nawt b trikin meh!
Meet Ellie an adorable miniature dachshund puppy!
One more time. If you don't say something, I'm gonna raise my leg on you.
whateber aim gonna raid mai chiken!
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